Orphans For Sale
Uh. Tip your waitresses.

completeshitbag:

I’m cuter than everyone who has ever hurt me

source: completeshitbag
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phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

source: hirohamahda
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himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

source: prospit-page

heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
image

source: heliolisk

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

source: gunsounds
source: petapeta

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.